Jefferson Voorhees, right, and Terry Bluhm, left, quickly formed a band during an anti-war rally in The Plaza in Santa Fe, NM, on Saturday, in order to increase their chances of ?scoring.? ?We really need a guitar player and maybe a quick hit song, but don?t have the time,? Voorhees said. ?We will sleep with any halfway decent looking women,? Bluhm said, ?Even the typical anti-war chicks that don?t bathe regularly or shave anything.? (Associated Press)