Self-proclaimed superheroes "ArsonMan," left, and "Mr Arson," right, are shown leaving the scene of a tire fire they set outside Huntington, WV, recently. "We want to be known as The Arson Brothers and we want people to know we are fully capable of burning anything that they need burnt," stated ArsonMan, "even if might upset environmentalists, insurance companies, and law enforcement agencies." Mr Arson concurred, "Some stuff just needs to get burninated." (Associated Press)