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A watermelon thief in China is forced to eat watermelons until his death, according to local laws in the Quazhang province. 'He must eat the watermelons without a shirt on until he dies,' stated a local official, 'as thieves will not be permitted to prosper here.' (REUTERS)
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A watermelon thief in China is forced to eat watermelons until his death, according to local laws in the Quazhang province. "He must eat the watermelons without a shirt on until he dies," stated a local official, "as thieves will not be permitted to prosper here." (REUTERS)

 
 
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