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Seattle resident Johnny Park has filed a suit against Taco Bell claiming that a severe bout with food poisoning caused nearly explosive lesions to appear on his back and arms. His attorney, Warren Shields, said his client 'merely wanted to enjoy a gordita and two chicken soft tacos, and he is now scarred, emotionally and physically, for life.' (Associated Press)
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Seattle resident Johnny Park has filed a suit against Taco Bell claiming that a severe bout with food poisoning caused nearly explosive lesions to appear on his back and arms. His attorney, Warren Shields, said his client "merely wanted to enjoy a gordita and two chicken soft tacos, and he is now scarred, emotionally and physically, for life." (Associated Press)

 
 
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