Officer Theresa Shelby of the Indianapolis Police Department stops to urinate during pursuit of a suspect believed to have robbed a jewelry store in a local mall. Researchers have revealed that female police officers are twenty times more likely to stop and pee in the line of duty than their male counterparts, leading the National Association of Law Enforcement Professionals to recommend that "all female officers be reassigned to meter maid duty where available or leave the force and work in a bakery." One official noted, "How can they be expected to patrol the streets when they can't control their bladders?" (Associated Press)