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A cross-eyed opossum is pictured as she sits in her enclosure at the zoo in Leipzig, eastern Germany. In the wild, a crosseyed animal would not have much chance for survival. In captivity, however, the animal is mercilessly jeered by both zoo patrons and other animals and has been on suicide watch since July of 2005, zoo officials disclosed recently. (Associated Press)
