


In this March 31, 2010 photo, the Easter Bunny was spotted in downtown Dubuque, Iowa. Witnesses lamented to officials that 1) They didn't know the Easter Bunny was so old, and 2) They never really thought it was a female. More than half of those who witnessed the creature also vowed to quit eating carrots because "they're not very tasty without ranch dressing and they obviously don't help your eyes that much."
