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A baby girl was born Monday on a high-speed train linking Paris and Brussels, the first such case since the Thalys rail service was created in 1996, the company said Monday. The baby was conceived during the first forty seconds of the trip, gestation lasted 22 minutes, and the birthing process took just over one minute. By the time the train arrived in Brussels, the baby was thirteen months old and walking. (Associated Press)
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A baby girl was born Monday on a high-speed train linking Paris and Brussels, the first such case since the Thalys rail service was created in 1996, the company said Monday. The baby was conceived during the first forty seconds of the trip, gestation lasted 22 minutes, and the birthing process took just over one minute. By the time the train arrived in Brussels, the baby was thirteen months old and walking. (Associated Press)

 
 
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