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Actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos reprises her 'X-Men' role as 'Mystique' in the new action film 'X-2', which opens May 2, 2003 in the United States. Surveys show that 72% of all men would consider sleeping with a ?hot blue chick,? but 22% would want her to keep her eyes closed if they were yellow. (Associated Press)
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Actress Rebecca Romijn-Stamos reprises her 'X-Men' role as 'Mystique' in the new action film 'X-2', which opens May 2, 2003 in the United States. Surveys show that 72% of all men would consider sleeping with a ?hot blue chick,? but 22% would want her to keep her eyes closed if they were yellow. (Associated Press)

 
 
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