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Dude's Brother Turns Fifty-Something, He Thinks
By Chuck - Tue, Aug 11, 2009

51 or 52? Local Dude Unsure

51 or 52? Local Dude Unsure

Greensboro, NC (AP) A local dude's brother turned fifty-something yesterday, the dude thinks, as the dude is thirty-eight and his older brother is "about that much older."'

"I don't know, he could be fifty one, too, but he's definitely not fifty-two," the guy said late Thursday, May 1. "When I realized this afternoon that it was May already, I remembered that today is his birthday," he stated. "I was like, 'Whoa,' and then I started thinking about it some more, but not enough to actually figure it out."

The two brothers, separated by several states and a combination of four other brothers and sisters, haven't seen each other since last September. "He didn't look that old then and I'm sure he still doesn't look that old now," the dude said. "He's been in great shape every day of his life, and will probably ride his bike fifty (or fifty one) miles today. That's how he is."

Dude had trouble remembering birth dates of the remaining four siblings, but admitted he may consider articles of a similar nature in the future.

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Great White To Perform Concert For Remaining Iraqi Soldiers

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Washington, DC (Associated Press) The eighties heavy metal rock group Great White, known for its hard-hitting guitar and vocals and most recently for its disastrous show in a club in Rhode Island, will perform a similar show in Baghdad for the Iraqi soldiers who continue to resist Coalition troops.


Pope Releases List of Approved Tattoos

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Rome, Italy (UPI) Pope John Paul II, in a Wednesday release that stunned both members and observers of the Catholic church, classified several tattoos and tattoo themes as "acceptable" for Catholics to adorn their bodies.

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