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Explosions Heard In Baghdad
By Cletus - Sun, Apr 06, 2003

Baghdad, Iraq (AP) - Sometime during the night, Iraqi officials reported to the Associated Press and Iraqi state television that explosions were heard in the vicinity of Baghdad, the capitol city of Iraq.

Achmed Ahman, a local Iraqi peasant, said that, "I was sound asleep in the bed and I woke to loud noises that sounded like explosions. I got up and went outside and heard several more explosions." Al Jazeera news and Iraqi officials were completely baffled as to the origin of the deafening booms.

Of course, this information comes after CNN, Fox News, ABC News, CBS News, and NBC News have run the "Explosions Heard In Baghdad" breaking news headline for 20 straight days. It has been noticed however that these news agencies have begun entering the number of actual explosions into their headlines in the latest days, purportedly to keep up with which day they've run that particular "Explosions" news story.

It should also be noted that the headline has been cleverly rewritten into "Blasts Rock Baghdad", "Several loud explosions heard in Baghdad" and "Thundering Blasts Shake Central Baghdad" as several of the news agencies try to out-adjectivize each other.

ChuckandCletus.com went for the more straightforward "Explosions Heard In Baghdad" approach and will continue to keep you updated as more explosions are heard in Baghdad.

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Drones Commanded By Pre-Pubescent Gamers?

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Manassas, VA (Reuters) - During the month of August 2002, Purple Hurricane Media held a contest to find the best fighter pilot of their smash video game, Death Drone. Five finalists survived the 2-week "boot camp" and emerged as the cream of the crop.


Sears Protested, Boycotted After Deaths

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Chicago, IL (Reuters) - After the Associated Press released a misspelled Headline stating "SEARS Responsible For 100 Deaths", virtually every Sears in America and even some in foreign countries were boycotted and picketed within 24 hours.

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