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Report: Sandwich Misses People
By Chuck - Fri, Mar 21, 2003

Bolingbrook, IL (AP) - Worldwide hamburger giant McDonald's Corporation, in reviving the revered, unique, and flavorful McRib sandwich for a limited time only, announced that the sandwich has, in fact, missed its consumers.

"For lack of a better way to say this, the McRib simply missed being eaten," stated Jack Dortle, spokesman for McDonald's. The ad campaign, then, champions this re-connect by allowing the sandwich to sing, "Did you miss me?" Later in the ad, the sandwich warmly proclaims, "I missed you, too."

The McRib has always been a love-hate sandwich for the chain since its introduction in 1979. The idea of making the patty appear to contain bones, or ribs, put many off at the outset, a design flaw from which the sandwich could never recover. However, McRib lovers liked the rugged texture that seemed to hold the sauce better than any alternative might. "The pickles stayed put, too," Dortle added. "No sliding around here."

McDonald's won't say how long the McRib will stick around for this promotional tour, but industry observers say it is more and more likely to become a permanent part of the menu in this country.

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