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Ladies! A Discontinued Lipstick Cloning Center--Online!
By Chuck - Mon, Sep 28, 2009

When Revlon pulls the plug on Midnight Mocha Maple Frost, just send a sample to chuckandcletus.com and we will clone it for you! Never lose a favorite shade again! Chuck, Cletus, and Cecil keep a shed full of paraffin, waxes, dyes, and "special" ingredients that are never tested on laboratory animals. Barnyard animals, yes, but never in a clinical setting. Three tube minimum on all orders. Contact us at [email protected]

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Used 1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter. Has retained much of original shape; also will fit 20 x 18 x 1 openings. $.99 new, will sacrifice for $.35 obo. Serious inquiries only. 545-6858 after 6pm.

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