"The young man wears his heart on his shoulders." --ESPN Analyst and former Ravens' linebacker Ray Lewis, referring to Adrian Peterson. Ray, you dumbass, the saying is "heart on his sleeve." - Anonymous

Chuck & Cletus Random Video


7,543,479 Total Page Views Since Sep 11, 2009
688 views today, 4 People on the Site NOW


Website Article 'Totally Unrelated To War'

Tampa Bay Takes 1-0 Lead In Super Bowl Series

Offensive Article Removed From Website

Nissan To Recall All Pathfinders After Bomb Scare


ChuckAndCletus.com is a Humor-oriented site featuring Fake Satire News, Funny Pictures and Photos, Commentary, etc. all centered around helping you waste time in the most efficient, stupid way possible on the internet. Nothing here should be taken too seriously unless you're either a prick or just have nothing else better to do. In either case, go away; we've been sued enough.

Really stupid funny pictures, photos, satire, commentary, news,
'Onion' Rips Off Two-Bit Onion Wannabee Site
By Chuck - Wed, Mar 19, 2003

Goliath Cold Cocks David

Goliath Cold Cocks David

Charlotte, NC (AP) - The world-famous satire and fake news leader, TheOnion.com, recently lowered their profile just long enough to rip off a series of news articles from a two-bit, low class, no threat, Onion-inspired website.

"My clients were clearly on a path of desecrating Robin Williams' various appearances," stated attorney J. Leonard Gustafson as he spoke on behalf of Chuck Craddock, Cletus Gibson, and Cecil Craddock. The three family members are the founders and staff who keep up the website. "Now their pursuit puts them in jeopardy of looking like the copycat cheaters that The Onion obviously is should chuckandcletus.com post another article of this nature," Gustafson said.

"They had gone so far as to time the length of the appearances and count the number of voice changes Mr. Williams employs in his scatological dialogues," Gustafson pointed out. "Articles that appeared on chuckandcletus.com on January 21 and February 23 of this year, then, have had their spirit and intentions ripped off by The Onion on March 12, which contained themes of a remarkably similar nature," Gustafson maintains.

What's next? "Pending the outcome of a shampoo lawsuit in which I am representing Cecil Craddock, the boys will decide if they will seek reparations from The Onion," Gustafson said. "Frankly, between the cost of the current case and their website hosting fees, they are not yet able to defend their honor against a powerful giant like The Onion in a litigious sense," he added. "The Onion could make this a lot easier on themselves, that's for sure, while they still have the time," Gustafson said.

Rated 2.84/5 (344 Votes)


Website Article 'Totally Unrelated To War'

older stories

Greensboro, NC (AP) In an astonishing turn of events Tuesday morning, a news-based website published an article that, in the eyes of its editors, "Is totally unrelated to war," a spokesman said.


Report: Sandwich Misses People

newer stories

Bolingbrook, IL (AP) - Worldwide hamburger giant McDonald's Corporation, in reviving the revered, unique, and flavorful McRib sandwich for a limited time only, announced that the sandwich has, in fact, missed its consumers.

Satire We Wrote - Funny Photos - Pirated Comics - Stuff Fer Sale - Commentary - About US - admin
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner. The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © by me, Sandra Dee, Chuck, Cletus and Cecil.
Only 3 small animals were hurt while building the site, 2 of which were crushed under Chuck's truck. We are not responsible for anything written when Cecil's been drinking.

Database Design and Site Development by RCG - © Copyright 2023