"The young man wears his heart on his shoulders." --ESPN Analyst and former Ravens' linebacker Ray Lewis, referring to Adrian Peterson. Ray, you dumbass, the saying is "heart on his sleeve." - Anonymous

Chuck & Cletus Random Video


7,543,531 Total Page Views Since Sep 11, 2009
740 views today, 5 People on the Site NOW


Homeland Security Director Appoints New Head of Staff

National Retailer To Try Radical Marketing Idea

Local Cheese Stored Improperly

Ted Turner Acquires Funeral Home


ChuckAndCletus.com is a Humor-oriented site featuring Fake Satire News, Funny Pictures and Photos, Commentary, etc. all centered around helping you waste time in the most efficient, stupid way possible on the internet. Nothing here should be taken too seriously unless you're either a prick or just have nothing else better to do. In either case, go away; we've been sued enough.

Really stupid funny pictures, photos, satire, commentary, news,
Small Plane Lands Safely
By Cletus - Sun, Dec 22, 2002

Pilot Joey Williams

Pilot Joey Williams

Julian, NC (AP) - A small 1966 Cessna 150F single engine plane landed safely today at Causey Airport in Julian, North Carolina.

The pilot Joey Williams radioed into the tower at approximately 3:54 pm that he was going to try to land and although 7 minutes off his original flight plan, he reported no problems at that time.

At 4:15 pm, the 42 year old pilot of 21 years turned his plane into the landing vector and proceeded to land the airplane. When asked what was going through his mind at the time, he replied "I called the tower and then I landed."

No one was waiting for him at the airport but when family was finally contacted, they expressed great relief in his safety. Wife Leona Williams noted "He's always been such a good pilot."

"Yeah, I flew jets and stuff in the Navy when I was young so I felt pretty solid coming in with my little baby here," said Williams patting his plane. "I mean, she's red, white and blue ain't she?"

Rated 2.87/5 (365 Votes)


older stories


Hewlett-Packard To Introduce FoodJet 2000

newer stories

Palo Alto, CA (Associated Press) U.S. computer giant Hewlett-Packard is poised to release the latest in its long line of printers early in 2003, finally bridging the gap between bytes and bites.

Satire We Wrote - Funny Photos - Pirated Comics - Stuff Fer Sale - Commentary - About US - admin
All logos and trademarks in this site are property of their respective owner. The comments are property of their posters, all the rest © by me, Sandra Dee, Chuck, Cletus and Cecil.
Only 3 small animals were hurt while building the site, 2 of which were crushed under Chuck's truck. We are not responsible for anything written when Cecil's been drinking.

Database Design and Site Development by RCG - © Copyright 2023