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1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Sugar Packets
By Chuck - Sun, Dec 22, 2002

For Sale--1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Domino Sugar Packets

1996 Summer Olympic (Atlanta) commemorative Domino sugar packets from McDonald's booth just inside the stadium at closing ceremonies. Though they have no special markings or logos specific to the Olympics, that's where they're from. Were free at time but am now asking $1/packet. Serious inquiries only--six available at this price, one opened/empty. Call 545-6858 after 6 pm.

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