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Website Fun For All Ages, Except 34
By Cletus - Wed, Mar 17, 2010

Do Not Browse If Age 34

Do Not Browse If Age 34

Greensboro, NC (AP) - A recent poll has discovered that the website chuckandcletus.com has been found fun for all ages except for those aged 34. Researchers and statistic analysts aren't sure why this new data points this way, but further polling may result in the answer.

Jack Stillman, 34, says "I didn't think it was funny. It didn't appeal to me one bit. I actually found it repulsive." But his long-time friend Bill Duckman, 33, added, "I think it's the funniest website I've ever seen. I'm going to check it every day or at least the days when I need to laugh."

The pollsters questioned more than 20,000 people of all ages and 99% of every age group enjoyed the site except for age 34, where an astounding 0% found it fun. Researchers have not found the link yet as to why 34-year olds don't enjoy the site. chuckandcletus.com has been open less than a year so it is not known if this lack of taste can be reversed after age 34.

Lisa Bruckenheimer, a 15-year old from Missouri, states, "I thought it was funny. In fact, it's the funniest website on the net. I'm just glad I still have 19 years to go before anything might happen to change my mind."

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