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Cleveland Browns To Rename Team ‘LeBrowns’

Sun, Aug 10, 2014

Berea, OH (Associated Press) Following LeBron James’ stated intentions to be a “Cavalier for life,” as well as honoring his commitment to the entire Cleveland sports scene, the Cleveland Browns have applied to the NFL to change their name from the Browns to the LeBrowns.

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NBA’s Oden Punches Ex-Girlfriend, Breaks Wrist, Likely Out For Season

Fri, Aug 08, 2014

Lawrence, IN (Associated Press) Former No. 1 overall draft pick Greg Oden's road to redemption in the NBA hit a rough patch Thursday morning as the 26-year-old free agent was arrested in Lawrence, Indiana.

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Amid Ukranian Crisis, Obama Calls Putin, Gets Wrong Number

Mon, Mar 03, 2014

Washington, D.C. (Reuters) - With Russia on the brink of invading the Ukraine over Crimea, President Obama's calls to Russian President Vladimir Putin went unanswered, until some guy named Michel picked up.

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Duke Signs Eleventh Plumlee

Mon, Feb 17, 2014

Durham, NC (Associated Press) Duke University Director of Athletics Kevin White has announced that the men’s basketball program has signed a national letter of intent with their eleventh Plumlee, seventeen year-old Morgan Plumlee.

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NAACP To Change Name

Thu, Feb 13, 2014

Baltimore, MD (Associated Press) The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has announced it will change its name effective March 1 of this year, according to its interim president and CEO, Lorraine C. Miller.

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Report: Kubiak Escapes Hospital And Threatens To Coach Again

Wed, Nov 06, 2013

Houston, TX (Associated Press) Just two days after suffering a minor stroke during halftime of the Colts-Texans game, Coach Gary Kubiak has escaped a Houston area hospital and is believed to be interested in once again coaching the team, according to team officials.

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Reid Steps Down As Coach Of Chiefs

Tue, Oct 22, 2013

Kansas City, MO (Associated Press) During a tumultuous week in the NFL when serious injuries to numerous key players dominated headlines, the Kansas City Chiefs are reporting that head coach Andy Reid stepped down earlier today.

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Panthers Agree On Four Neck Surgeries For Newton

Tue, Sep 10, 2013

On the heels of Peyton Manning’s stunning success after his multiple neck surgeries, the Carolina Panthers have announced that they are scheduling their derailed superstar for some of the same.

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Local Man Changes Morning Routine

Wed, Aug 21, 2013

Greensboro, NC (Associated Press) Officials in the mid-state region known as the Piedmont have revealed that a local man in Greensboro, North Carolina, has altered his morning routine.

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Cruise, Paramount Announce New Agreement

Sat, May 25, 2013

Burbank, CA (Associated Press) One of Hollywood’s biggest stars just got bigger as Paramount Pictures signed Tom Cruise to portray NBA legend Wilt Chamberlain in a film set to begin production later this year.

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