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Cleveland Browns To Rename Team ‘LeBrowns’

Berea, OH (Associated Press) Following LeBron James’ stated intentions to be a “Cavalier for life,” as well as honoring his commitment to the entire Cleveland sports scene, the Cleveland Browns have applied to the NFL to change their name from the Browns to the LeBrowns.

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NBA’s Oden Punches Ex-Girlfriend, Breaks Wrist, Likely Out For Season

Lawrence, IN (Associated Press) Former No. 1 overall draft pick Greg Oden's road to redemption in the NBA hit a rough patch Thursday morning as the 26-year-old free agent was arrested in Lawrence, Indiana.

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Amid Ukranian Crisis, Obama Calls Putin, Gets Wrong Number

Washington, D.C. (Reuters) - With Russia on the brink of invading the Ukraine over Crimea, President Obama's calls to Russian President Vladimir Putin went unanswered, until some guy named Michel picked up.

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Duke Signs Eleventh Plumlee

Durham, NC (Associated Press) Duke University Director of Athletics Kevin White has announced that the men’s basketball program has signed a national letter of intent with their eleventh Plumlee, seventeen year-old Morgan Plumlee.

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NAACP To Change Name

Baltimore, MD (Associated Press) The National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (NAACP) has announced it will change its name effective March 1 of this year, according to its interim president and CEO, Lorraine C. Miller.

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Report: Kubiak Escapes Hospital And Threatens To Coach Again

Houston, TX (Associated Press) Just two days after suffering a minor stroke during halftime of the Colts-Texans game, Coach Gary Kubiak has escaped a Houston area hospital and is believed to be interested in once again coaching the team, according to team officials.

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Reid Steps Down As Coach Of Chiefs

Kansas City, MO (Associated Press) During a tumultuous week in the NFL when serious injuries to numerous key players dominated headlines, the Kansas City Chiefs are reporting that head coach Andy Reid stepped down earlier today.

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Ladies! A Discontinued Lipstick Cloning Center--Online!

When Revlon pulls the plug on Midnight Mocha Maple Frost, just send a sample to chuckandcletus.com and we will clone it for you! Never lose a favorite shade again! Chuck, Cletus, and Cecil keep a shed full of paraffin, waxes, dyes, and "special" ingredients that are never tested on laboratory animals. Barnyard animals, yes, but never in a clinical setting. Three tube minimum on all orders. Contact us at [email protected]....

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1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Sugar Packets

For Sale--1996 Summer Olympic Commemorative Domino Sugar Packets

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1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter

Used 1991 Precisionaire EZ Flow 20 x 20 x 1 Heavy Duty Air Filter. Has retained much of original shape; also will fit 20 x 18 x 1 openings. $.99 new, will sacrifice for $.35 obo. Serious inquiries only. 545-6858 after 6pm.

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What Happened to the Original ChuckandCletus.com?

Deep South (AP) - In a surprising press release today, Chuck Craddock, Cecil Craddock and Cletus H. Gibson finally revealed what happened to the original chuckandcletus.com website. Specifically, why it went down and where they disappeared to for so many years.

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The Bios--Who We Are

Just who are Chuck, Cletus and Cecil? What makes them tick? What drives their ambition to inform the world?

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Other Merchandise Stuff

Located on this page is merchandise from the twisted minds of Chuck and Cletus. We'll be adding much more useless stuff as time goes on ... and we actually think of something good. And as you peruse this page, don't think of yourself; think of your loved ones that would absolutely kill to have this one-of-a-kind stuff!!

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Commentary: First Name Initials

A Special Commentary from Brad Neckerson, Chuck and Cletus Correspondent.

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Ask Chuck! - Japanese vs. American Pickups

Welcome to Ask Chuck! This is where visitors submit a question for Chuck to answer to the best of his ability, using all of his worldly knowledge and research. This question is from Todd Moselski of Waukesha, WI. Click to download Chuck's answer...

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