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A San Francisco man, Jaghdari Patel, protests outside an Olive Garden restaurant after he had been banned from participation in the all-you-can-eat breadsticks and salad buffet. Store manager Kim Nebel said, 'It's nothing personal, but he eats between one hundred fifty to two hundred breadsticks per visit, and that is simply beyond the spirit of the deal.' Olive Garden District Manager Steve Osnoski concurred and authorized the ban. 'We are just as worried about his health and well-being as we are the availability of breadsticks for the other guests,' Osnoski stated.  (Associated Press)
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A San Francisco man, Jaghdari Patel, protests outside an Olive Garden restaurant after he had been banned from participation in the all-you-can-eat breadsticks and salad buffet. Store manager Kim Nebel said, "It's nothing personal, but he eats between one hundred fifty to two hundred breadsticks per visit, and that is simply beyond the spirit of the deal." Olive Garden District Manager Steve Osnoski concurred and authorized the ban. "We are just as worried about his health and well-being as we are the availability of breadsticks for the other guests," Osnoski stated. (Associated Press)

 
 
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