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A restaurant owner in Boston takes a moment between wiping tables to check sales figures for the month. "I like to put the dish towel on my head and smell my hands so that I have a complete feel for the business--I don't ever want to lose that connection with the streets," said Al-Jahiri Muqad. (Associated Press)
