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The US Wildlife Federation has issued an Orange Alert for the midwest as squirrels have largely turned from hiding nuts for the winter to severing limbs from humans who try to feed them bread or other nubbly bits of food, and burying the body parts.  Over seventy-one cases have been reported since September 1, with one woman losing both arms and a leg to a single squirrel attack during which she tried to feed the creature some Cheetohs.  (Associated Press)
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The US Wildlife Federation has issued an Orange Alert for the midwest as squirrels have largely turned from hiding nuts for the winter to severing limbs from humans who try to feed them bread or other nubbly bits of food, and burying the body parts. Over seventy-one cases have been reported since September 1, with one woman losing both arms and a leg to a single squirrel attack during which she tried to feed the creature some Cheetohs. (Associated Press)

 
 
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