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Several thieves broke into the Cape Canaveral compound and stole a space shuttle from its launching pad early Thursday morning.  NASA officials believe it may be a group of high school students whose parents work on the shuttle projects and who carelessly left keys and pass codes within easy reach in their homes.  The auto-pilot feature has been turned on, however, so the thieves are entirely unable to command the ship.  ?They can?t even flush the toilets,? a senior official said.  He added that the flight will end Friday afternoon at an undisclosed airstrip in Arizona where officials will apprehend the caged hijackers.  (Associated Press)
Fri, May 02, 2003


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Several thieves broke into the Cape Canaveral compound and stole a space shuttle from its launching pad early Thursday morning. NASA officials believe it may be a group of high school students whose parents work on the shuttle projects and who carelessly left keys and pass codes within easy reach in their homes. The auto-pilot feature has been turned on, however, so the thieves are entirely unable to command the ship. ?They can?t even flush the toilets,? a senior official said. He added that the flight will end Friday afternoon at an undisclosed airstrip in Arizona where officials will apprehend the caged hijackers. (Associated Press)

 
 
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