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World's First Online Fitness Club To Launch This Week
By Chuck - Sun, Feb 02, 2003

Concord, NC (AP) With people turning more and more to their computers for entertainment and information, it was only a matter of time before they began to turn to the world wide web for their exercise, too.

Fitness Tomorrow, billed as the world's first online fitness club, will launch this week according to founder and president F. Lawrence Caslin. "We want to capture the efforts of all those who would consider using the web as a place for physical fitness while relaxing in the comfort of their favorite computer workstation," he said.

Citing increasingly longer hours spent online as the impetus for the idea, Caslin surmised that people would rather think about exercising if they can't or won't actually exercise. "I thought, 'Why put off until tomorrow what you can put off today?' and the idea set sail," he said. "At www.FitnessTomorrow.com you can log on, log in, and relax," Caslin added.

The online club will cost just $5 for a lifetime membership, and will include access to the site as well as a laminated membership card. The site will feature the StareMaster 2000, which Time Magazine hailed as "the greateast non-active, no-impact, non-aerobic, sedentary workout available anywhere."

The club will not feature onsite childcare for children of all ages, and also will not feature a juicebar, an apparel shop, well-lighted parking, or full locker room facilities.


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Tampa Bay Takes 1-0 Lead In Super Bowl Series

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San Diego, CA (Associated Press) The Tampa Bay Buccaneers put an end to their long history of losing by taking a 1-0 lead against the Oakland Raiders in the best of three Super Bowl Series on Sunday. The Bucs defense scored as many points as the Raiders, 21, en route to a 48-21 whipping of the AFC champion Raiders.

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Duke, Carolina To Merge Men's Basketball Programs

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Raleigh, NC (Associated Press) - Following a closely contested game between two storied powerhouse college basketball programs last week, one major declaration could be made regarding both. That is, that neither team was likely to win the NCAA tournament this season. Both former champions lacked the tools and firepower that made them champions before, and everyone from the experts down to the casual fans knew it. That's when the wheels starting turning in the heart of basketball country.

 
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